The Institutional Jester

Friday, August 19, 2005

Lawyer Jokes (and most are!)

What does it mean when you come across three lawyers buried up to their necks in sand and there’s no one else around?

Someone went to get more sand.

My favorite:  What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

They slimy, they’re normally involved in getting screwed, and only one in 200 million ever accomplish anything.